Wednesday, December 31, 2014

As I'm doing this, 2015 has already arrived in Australia and Japan, so let's get to this before it heads our way. It's...
The Top 15 Things That Were Trending in 2014

15. Abigail Breslin attempting to sing (Hey, Rebecca Black called. She wants her gimmick back.)
14. "Utopia" (Hey, "Big Brother" called. They want their gimmick back.)
13. Brock Lesnar ending The Undertaker's winning streak at Wrestlemania XXX (and who says wrestling isn't fake...oh, wait, it is?)
12. Joe Namath's fur coat at Super Bowl XLVIII (apparently, he didn't get the memo that it was unseasonably warm!)
11. Maitland Ward (for the love of God, please stop teasing us and get naked already!)
10 (and making her 16th consecutive appearance!). Britney Spears (still with her Las Vegas show and now a lingerie line to boot...you really think I was going to exclude her?)
9. Idina Menzel (yep, Adele Dazeem had a pretty good year herself)
8. Ben Affleck's penis in "Gone Girl" (paging Seth MacFarlane!)
7. Apple CEO Tim Cook coming out of the closet (followed by reverting to the old Apple logo)
6. ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (the whole world took part...why wasn't I called out?!)
5. Sony Pictures hacking scandal (the North Koreans demand deleted nude scenes to be released)
4. Weddings of George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West (and I didn't receive invitations for any of them!)
3. TIE: Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande (the two unstoppable forces in music)/Arthur Chu and Julia Collins (two of "Jeopardy's" unstoppable contestants)
2. The Fappening (which saw sales of Kleenex and lubricant rise by 629%)

And the #1 thing that was trending all throughout 2014, which there was lots of visual proof...

1. The butt (we saw Nicki Minaj's and Jennifer Lopez's, but if I see Kim Kardashian's one more time...)

And that's the AllenBlog's 2014 Year in Review. So long, stay strong, God bless, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Monday, December 29, 2014

The Year in Pop Culture

A major movie studio's hacked e-mails forcing a controversial film about killing the North Korean dictator being temporarily pulled...George Clooney officially off the market while Brangelina finally marries...the late night landscape continuing to shift on both coasts...Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj paying ode to the backside while Kim Kardashian bared hers...one of America's most beloved comedians the epicenter of a sex scandal...megabytes of hacked celebrity photos causing an explosion of Kleenex and hand lotion sales...we shook it all off and let ourselves go all during the course of 2014.

The 86th Academy Awards may have been headlined by "Gravity" taking seven Oscars including Best Director for Alfonso Curano, but the main honors were saved for "12 Years A Slave" as it nabbed Supporting Actress (Lupita Nyong'o), Adapted Screenplay, and Best Picture. Matthew McConaughey and Cate Blanchett were easily honored Best Actor/Actress, while host Ellen DeGeneres bunched up as many stars as she could for the selife of all selfies. Now that was very SFW, as opposed to the dozens of NSFW selfies that were leaked to the whole world, which I'll get to later.

"Breaking Bad" wrapped up their run with their second Outstanding Drama Series at the 66th Primetime Emmys, followed by "Modern Family" continuing their Outstanding Comedy Series streak (tying with "Frasier" with five apiece). But despite the ever growing onslaught of Netflix and other streaming services, there were a lot of outstanding DVR-worthy moments all throughout television this year, brought to us by "True Detective" (and Alexandra Daddario's boobs), Shonda Rhimes's Thursday night trilogy (completed with "How To Get Away With Murder"), "Gotham", "NCIS: New Orleans", "Masters of Sex", and "Game of Thrones." Then there were those that were not DVR-worthy: "Gracepoint", "Utopia", "Manhattan Love Story", "The McCarthy's", "Red Band Society" (despite all the critical buzz), and "Bad Judge."

The biggest TV highlight was the ever changing late night landscape. It started with Jay Leno bowing out of "The Tonight Show" after 22 years with Jimmy Fallon taking the reins and the show back home to New York, leaving Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O'Brien high and dry in Los Angeles. Then David Letterman announced he's hanging it up next year, passing the torch to Stephen Colbert (who just wrapped up his "Colbert Report"). Craig Ferguson already finished his last "Late Late Show" before turning everything over to James Corden, but there was already one casualty: Arsenio Hall, whose revival failed after only one season. And on the cable side, Chelsea Handler said goodbye to E! and hello to Netflix.

"Interstellar" was, well...interstellar as far as movies were concerned, as were "Guardians of the Galaxy", "Lucy", "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies", and "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay (Part 1)." Shailene Woodley had a breakout year with "Divergent" and "The Fault in our Stars"; "Boyhood's" acclaim has won the hearts of critics (and maybe Oscar voters); and "Let's Be Cops", "Robocop", and "Dumb and Dumber To?" It too won the hearts...of pissed-off moviegoers.

Who rocked it this year? Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" became our summer anthem; pint-sized Ariana Grande became a huge powerhouse; Pharrell Williams made us "Happy", Taylor Swift took us back to "1989"; Weird Al was...well, still Weird Al; Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga made the unlikeliest duet ever; former Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande left everything behind to "Break Free"; and it was all about the rear end thanks to Nicki Minaj, Jennifer Lopez, and Iggy Azalea. And my advice to Abigail Breslin: Please stick to acting; don't be another Rebecca Black or Don Johnson (yes, I'm old enough to remember "Heartbeat")!

Speaking of rear end...the most famous one of all, Kim Kardashian, bared hers in "Paper" magazine in an attempt to #breaktheinternet. Apple, on the other hand, broke record sales with their new iPhone 6 and 6 Plus; and when temperatures soared this summer, there was one charitable way to cool off: the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Scandals? Yeah, there were many! Justin Bieber provided the bulk of them includng his smiling mugshot in Miami, but that was nothing compared to Orlando Bloom giving Biebs a taste of his own medicine in Spain. One other elevator video besides Ray Rice that made headlines featured Solange Knowles attacking Jay-Z outside the Met Ball gala, though cooler heads really prevailed in the end. "Modern Family's" Sarah Hyland put out a restraining order against ex-boyfriend Matt Prokop because of his abusive ways against her, "7th Heaven" star Stephen Collins's admission to molesting teenage girls while he was younger, and the continuation of Miley Cyrus's wild adventures ranging from her "Bangerz" tour to going nearly topless at public parties...while new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger's enjoying all this!

It was also a year of A-list celebrity weddings worldwide. The biggie, of course, was George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin, who tied the knot in Venice, Italy; that would be followed by the other no one saw coming: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at a private ceremony in France. Other "I Do's" include: Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg, Stacy Keibler and Jared Pobre (baby daughter Ava Grace would follow months later), Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade, Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo, Katie Couric and John Molner, Jodie Foster and Alexandra Hedison, Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting, Adam Brody and Leighton Meester, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka, Elton John and David Furnish, and Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac. Oh yeah, and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

As for the "I Don't's": Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (who would later date and call it quits with Jennifer Lawrence), Kris and Bruce Jenner, Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn, Ricki Lake and Christian Evans, Heidi Klum and Seal (divorce finally finalized in October), Jason Deluro and Jordin Sparks, and Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Meanwhile

There were three major entertainment stories this year: First of course, were the hundreds of leaked nude photos featuring Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Rihanna, and a dozen other celebrities that exploded onto the Internet in what was called "The Fappening." While the makers of Kleenex and KY Jelly were high-fiving themselves over all this, the FBI however, wasn't celebrating and they're trying to pinpoint the mastermind behind, in Lawrence's words, a "sex crime".

That would be later followed by the sex scandal targeting Bill Cosby, as dozens of ladies including models Janice Dickinson and Beverly Johnson stepped forward claiming the comic legend sexually assaulted them decades ago. Cosby has vehemently denied those allegations with wife Camille standing by him every step of the way, while TV Land, Netflix, and NBC pulled the plugs on upcoming projects involving him.

Another that was still developing at publish time: Leaked emails by Sony Pictures targeting Angelina Jolie, Aaron Sorkin, and even President Obama which led to the pulling of their upcoming movie "The Interview" a week before its Christmas Day release. The film, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco, was a satire about North Korean president Kim Jong Un; the FBI has confirmed that North Korea was behind all this and Obama said the studio made a big mistake in 86'ing the movie. Now, Sony has rectified that decision and the film was out on Christmas after all in only a handful of theaters as well as online.

There's only one more bit of business left to do, and that is to name my Entertainer of the Year: Disney's "Frozen." Now I originally announced on Twitter that it was going to be Taylor Swift, but even though her "1989" album sold like hotcakes and that tickets to her upcoming world tour next year were the ultimate stocking stuffer this Christmas, her alone was no match to the power of the most successful animated movie of all time. It may have came out in late 2013, but "Frozen's" popularity was carried over into 2014, with Oscar wins for Animated Feature and Song ("Let It Go") and of course, John Travolta bumbling Idina Menzel's name as "Adele Dazeem".

But that's only a movie, so my second Entertainer of the Year is a human: Steve Harvey! From his radio show in the morning, to his talk show in the afternoon, to "Family Feud" at night he has been deactivating mute buttons on remotes everywhere because just like Oprah Winfrey, Steve was a one-man dynamo all throughout 2014. His Emmy wins this year (especially for "Feud", which is continuing to run circles around "Wheel of Fortune" and "Jeopardy!" in the ratings) cemented his stature.


What's in the cards for 2015? We could be expecting quite an Oscar showdown between Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon thanks to their respective stellar performances in "Cake" and "Wild." The theatrical version of "Fifty Shades of Grey" is expected to steam up screens everywhere; Hilary Duff is returning to TV with "Younger", which has gotten immense buzz on social media; Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge will be welcoming another baby at the royal nursery; and who knows what Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have up their sleeves this year? What we do know is starting January 1, we'll all find out together.

Next time: We conclude our Year in Review with the Top 20 Trends of 2014; where will Britney Spears rank this time?

Saturday, December 27, 2014


It was the year when the whole world faced fears of a virus you couldn't get from a computer.

The year when terrorism got a whole new crISIS of its own.

The year when police unrests in the East and West had Rodney King turning in his grave.

The year when the public voted the Republicans back in the Senate and Honey Boo Boo out of our lives.

The year when "Guardians of the Galaxy" and the "Captain America" sequel were #fawesome, while "Hercules", "Sex Tape", and "Winter's Tale" were #fails.

The year when one singer "shook off" her country roots, while booties were shaking everywhere from J.Lo to Nicki.

The year when a pint-sized powerhouse "broke free", while someone else broke the Internet.

The year when fighting a battle against a hot disease required a nice, cold dousing.

And yes...it was the year that we did get to see Jennifer Lawrence's boobs...and everybody else's.

That year was 2014.
Join the AllenBlog for a look back at another 52 weeks that changed the world.

Every day, every week throughout 2014, there has always been drama: The drama of the Ebola virus hitting America, the drama of a missing downed plane with everyone on board, the drama of a discontented president and a do-nothing government not getting the job done, the drama of waves of terrorism in outlying areas hitting our way, and the drama of corrupt police forces killing innocent, unarmed victims when they should be left alone.

Our first big drama this year was the Polar Vortex, which resulted in bone-chilling temperatures all throughout the country including Hawaii. But that pales in comparison to Winter Storms Leon and Pax that numbed the South, including here in Atlanta. For two periods in late January and mid-February, we've seen our freeways jammed as far as the eye can see, as motorists spent up to a whole day trying to get home.

Super Bowl XLVIII should've been called Super Blowout I, as a record 111.5 million viewers saw the Seattle Seahawks totally humiliate Peyton Manning and his Denver Broncos 43-8. The attention of the sports world would later shift from New York/New Jersey to Sochi, Russia, and the XXII Olympic Winter Games, where Meryl Davis and Charlie White claimed the inaugural ice dancing gold, Canada still ruled the hockey universe, Adelina Sotnikova made her home country proud in figure skating, and Shaun White's dynasty came to end as Switzerland's Iouri Podladtchikov became the new halfpipe king. In the end, Russia owned the medals podium with 33 (13 of them gold); United States, 9 golds and 28 overall.

Then there was the FIFA World Cup in Brazil, which saw the United States barely advancing to the next round, only to fall to Belgium. But after everything was said and done, it was Germany as the only one left standing.

The NFL had all kinds of drama off the field, starting with the video of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice attacking his wife in an elevator in Atlantic and dragging her unconscious; Rice would be suspended indefinitely by the team but won his appeal of the decision, saying that the league was asleep at the wheel when it came to obtaining the footage. He's now waiting for any team to sign him as soon as possible.

Another involved Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings, who abused his young son in September but would remain suspended without pay until next April. However, the NFL Players Association filed an a lawsuit against the league after an arbitrator decided not to grant Peterson an appeal.

And there were countless non-Olympics/World Cup sports highlights: The San Antonio Spurs' sweet redemption by claiming the NBA championship they almost got last year (which resulted in LeBron James taking his talents back home to Cleveland), Bubba Watson's second Masters Green Jacket, Connecticut once again the mecca of college basketball, the Los Angeles Kings on top of the Stanley Cup throne once again, Florida State outranking Auburn in the last BCS National Championship game before the newly created College Football Playoffs, L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling's racist remarks leading to a lifetime ban from the NBA and his team put up for sale, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Ryan Hunter-Reay dominant in Daytona and Indianapolis respectively, the San Francisco Giants denying Kansas City's first World Series title in 29 years, a record-breaking Iditarod  -- and his second -- for Dallas Seavey; and Tonalist's Belmont Stakes upset costing California Chrome the Triple Crown, extending that winless streak to 36 years.

Malaysia Airlines had a tumultous year, all stemming from the disappearance of Flight 370 off the Gulf of Thailand with all 239 people on board before crashing into the Indian Ocean. That would be followed in July by Flight 17, shot down by a missile in Ukraine killing 298 people. In an historic first, Popes John Paul II and John XXIII were canonized in the Vatican; there was turmoil in Ukraine as President Viktor Yanukovych was out and Oleksandr Turchynov was in and pro-Russian unrest that culminated in the annexation of Crimea; and 276 females were held hostage in a Nigerian school, raising global awareness with the #BringBackOurGirls hashtag on Twitter. But in light of all that, 17-year-old Malala Yousafzi became the youngest ever Nobel Peace Prize recipient.

Meanwhile, same-sex marriages continue to take shape from coast to coast with the exception of Tennessee. From July to August, the kidnapping and murder of three Israeli teenagers and a Palestinan in the wake of growing tensions between Israel and Hamas led to Operation Protective Edge; 2,100 Palestinians and 71 Israelis were killed during those seven weeks. In April, the Korean ferry MV Sewol sunk with more that 290 on board; 35 tornadoes claimed 35 lives across the Midwest and Southern U.S.; a 6.0 earthquake struck Napa Valley, California in August; and President Barack Obama launched a coalition against the Islamic terrorist group ISIS, responsible for the beheadings and executions of three humanitarian workers.

But as in every year, we have experienced a lot of significant losses, including: Robin Williams, Joan Rivers, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Mickey Rooney, Harold Ramis, Shirley Temple, Maya Angelou, game show hosts Jim Lange and Geoff Edwards, Richard Kiel, director/playwright Mike Nichols, professional wrestlers Mae Young and The Ultimate Warrior, fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, Jan Hooks, Ruby Dee, Sid Caesar, Don Pardo, Mary Ann Mobley, Maxmillian Schell, Pete Seeger, Bob Hoskins, Casey Kasem, Bobby Womack, Richard Attenborough, Lauren Bacall, James Garner, Elizabeth Pena, Ben Bradlee, Eli Wallach, Joe Cocker, television producer Glen Larson, and author P.D. James. 

What were the three biggest stories of 2014 that had everybody on edge? The first was nationwide police unrest, starting with the shooting of Michael Brown that sparked unrests in Ferguson, Missouri and resumed in riots after a grand jury decided not to indict police officer Darren Wilson with protests spread across the country. It would be deja vu for the latter as far as Eric Garner was concerned, as a Staten Island grand jury refused to indict Daniel Pantaleo over the chokehold that killed him. Even LeBron James and Reggie Bush among sports stars had T-shirts which read "I can't breathe" (Garner's last words) during pregame warmups. And on the last weekend before Christmas in Brooklyn, police officers Rafael Ramos and Wen Jian Liu were shot to death in their patrol car before the gunman pulled the trigger on himself, igniting a new wave of protests throughout the Big Apple. 

Second was the Ebola epidemic spinning out of control, even making its way to the United States. Those stricken with the virus such as Dr. Keith Brantly, Thomas Eric Duncan, Nona Pham, Amber Vinson, and Craig Spencer were fighting for their lives in hospitals in Omaha, Dallas, and Atlanta; all but Duncan got clean bills of health and were named "Time" magazine's Person of the Year.

And finally...with President Obama's approval ratings still in a freefall, voters took to the polls in November to stage a political intervention. The result: Republicans retaining control of the House but claiming the Senate. Meanwhile, those in Oregon, the District of Columbia, and my home state of Alaska said "yes" to legalizing marijuana; Alaska and three other states also voted to raise the minimum wage, which became an issue as China once again surpassed the U.S. as the world's largest economy.

Now we look forward to what kind of new real-life dramas 2015 will bring us. One thing that's already slated is the general election in Britain, whose outcome could offer us a sneak preview of 2016. As of publish time, President Obama recently announced that the United States and Cuba should kiss and make up after 55 years, meaning those Eisenhower-era cars that have been on the streets of Havana all this time may be headed for the auto museums here. And there are countless others that will be developed in the blink of an eye; the first drama will start as soon as the ball drops.

Next time when the Year in Review continues: the biggest entertainment stories, trends, and everything else.