Saturday, July 10, 2010

Hello, everybody. It has been scorching, but here I am to cool things off.

First up...Betty White may be back on the beat with "Hot In Cleveland" and an Emmy nomination for hosting "Saturday Night Live" (which I'll get to in a bit), but in the case of one person, the title should be "Banned In Cleveland." Why is that? Because on Thursday, LeBron James in an ESPN special not only ended the speculation, but crushed the hearts of an entire city as well as he announced he's leaving his beloved Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat, joining Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh.

For Miami, this will prove to be quite a boon to the team and its city's economy; but for Cleveland, it was a whole different story. Within moments after the announcement, Cavs fans took to the streets burning their LeBron jerseys. Even owner Dan Gilbert in an open letter to his team's fans says it was "bitterly disappointing" and that he guarantees that his Cavaliers will win an NBA title before LeBron wins one for the Heat.

But don't feel bad for Cleveland. They still have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, hometown boy/soccer nut Drew Carey yelling "Come on down!", and now a hit cable show starring the world's most popular octogenerian being set there (though they actually film it in Los Angeles), but in the end, Will Smith and Glenn Frey sure are ecstatic as LeBron James is bringing his act to Miami. The Heat will really be on alright!

The heat is also on for Mel Gibson, as an expletive-laden outburst directed at ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva has hit the Internet, costing the actor his representation with William Morris Endeavor Entertainment. In the 30-minute audio posted by RadarOnline, Mel streamed a river of serious death threats against Oksana; he even went as far as telling her, "I will bury you in the rose garden." And now comes the news that the Los Angeles Sherriff's Department is investigating a domestic violence incident between Mel and Oksana; if convicted, he may face up to four years in prison.

Now this is not the first time we've experienced this from the Oscar winner. In 2006, Mel was arrested for DUI and made anti-Semitic remarks to the officer; the mug shot plus my take on all of it was on this blog. And now comes the latest chapter as Mel Gibson's reputation may be tarnished forever. We'll see what happens next.

But for both Mel and LeBron, it's too late for Emmy consideration as the nominations for the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards were out with "Glee's" 19 nods leading the charge. What is surprising though is that Conan O'Brien's short-lived "Tonight Show" is also up, but not "The Jay Leno Show." It doesn't matter anyway, even though the last time "The Tonight Show" won was in 1995.

Also up: "True Blood" (its only nomination for Outstanding Drama), Julianna Margulies ("The Good Wife"), Julia Louis-Dreyfus ("The New Adventures of Old Christine"), Oscar winner Jeff Bridges ("A Dog Year"), Martin Short ("Damages"), and "Saturday Night Live" (Variety, Music, or Comedy Series and no surprise at all...Betty White for Guest Actress/Comedy; at 88 she would be the oldest Emmy winner).

The 62nd Primetime Awards will be handed out August 29 on NBC, and just like the Golden Globes, it will be live all over the country including here in Alaska at 4:00 pm! Maybe CBS should think about airing the Grammy Awards live from coast-to-coast next year as well, with "60 Minutes" to follow on the West Coast. That way, we in the West won't have to worry about any Twitter spoilers.

And last but not least...it's starting to become the norm every two years: Big-name celebrities ascending here to Fairbanks.

First, it was John Leguizamo and the "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" crew in 2006; Elton John in 2008; and now in 2010...it'll be Snoop Dogg's turn to take over the Golden Heart City with a show at the Blue Loon (guess the Carlson Center was already booked) on August 13! Owner Adam Wool told the Daily News-Miner that for years he tried to get Sheryl Crow and even the B-52s to play his place, but brick walls came in the way.

Since the Carlson Center opened 20 years ago, it has played host to numerous acts including WWE, the Harlem Globetrotters, David Copperfield, B.B. King, Ozzy Osbourne, Megadeth, 98 Degrees, The Judds, Toby Keith, the aforementioned Elton John, and the swearing-in ceremony of Sarah Palin. The Sullivan Arena in Anchorage, on the other hand, has always brought out even bigger names; I won't even go into their rap sheet although comedian Dane Cook sold out the place last fall. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if they get Kathy Griffin!

But fo' shizzle, you will better believe that the Dogg Pound will be out in full force next month. And in case you're wondering whether or not I'm going...up to $120 for tickets??? Forget it! So long, stay strong, and stay cool!

(By the way...as for Lindsay Lohan? I'll save her for a special commentary next week called "The Self-Destruction of Lindsay Lohan" to go along with the regular blog)

Friday, July 02, 2010

Hello everybody, as we're about to light up and blow out 234 candles on America's birthday cake this Fourth of July weekend!

First up...with the Elena Kagan confirmation hearings making news here, there was already one heavily ignored political story that happened last week on the other side of the hemisphere, as Kevin Rudd was forced out and Julia Gillard stepping in to history as Australia's first female Prime Minister.

So it's time to play...What Do We Know about Julia Gillard? Well, she's 48 years old, unmarried without children, and until the change in power she served as Deputy Prime Minister (equivalent to Vice President of the United States) under Rudd. And by watching her first Question Time as prime minister, Gillard looks to be a cross between Julianne Moore and Gillian Anderson.

But...will she hold on to that job for long? Gillard may be calling for an election to be held between this fall and spring 2011, and she might join Kim Campbell as not only their countries' first female prime ministers, but the short-lived as well. Most of you don't remember Campbell, who served as Canadian Prime Minister for 132 days in 1993, which is longer than Chevy Chase's disastrous late night talk show that year (or the one and only XFL season in 2001).

Australia is not a soccer-crazed country, but the big-name countries have been dropping like flies in the World Cup lately as we near the homestretch. First, the United States; then, England, Mexico, Ghana (who eliminated the U.S.), Portugal (yes, no more of the Taylor Lautner of soccer, Cristiano Ronaldo); and now, powerhouse Brazil is back home thanks to the Netherlands. By the way, defending champions Italy were gone last week.

It's clear to us that the country to watch for now is Germany, and I have a strong hunch they may still take this.

Larry King announced this week that after 25 years, it'll be the end for his CNN show this fall. But he made himself clear that he's not done entirely. Larry will still be at the cable network doing occasional specials and documentaries, proving why he's the King.

But who will take the reins of saying "(insert city), HELLO!" One name that pops in my mind is Pat O'Brien, who will be penning his memoirs set to be published next fall. I know he hasn't done any television work in a couple of years, and I'm sure taking Larry's suspenders (okay, so he wears a belt) would be a great chapter to add in his book.

And last but not least...other than the World Cup and Wimbledon, the biggest sports story back here Stateside is going on at this moment: where will LeBron James land next?

The Cleveland Cavaliers superstar is officially a free agent and available for the taking...but by who??? Like "The Bachelor(ette)", NBA team owners from the New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks, Chicago Bulls, Washington Wizards, to even the always lowly Los Angeles Clippers are lining up, though there have been reports that the Miami Heat executives have been making their move at him.

It won't be long till one of them asks the question, "LeBron, will you accept this jersey?", only that he'll say yes. So long, stay strong, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!!