The Sexiest 30 (or 60) Seconds on Television!
Hello everybody as we head into the weekend! Now as promised yesterday, I have put together a list that is so hot it has made television sets melt every time it hits the air during the breaks! If you're getting tired of excessive ads that feature talking mucus or improving your sex life, this is the one for you. Here now, is my countdown of the...
Hello everybody as we head into the weekend! Now as promised yesterday, I have put together a list that is so hot it has made television sets melt every time it hits the air during the breaks! If you're getting tired of excessive ads that feature talking mucus or improving your sex life, this is the one for you. Here now, is my countdown of the...
TOP TEN SEXIEST TV COMMERCIALS OF ALL-TIME
10. Paris Hilton for Carl's Jr., 2005 (maybe this is why they opened up the Carl's Jr. restaurant here in Fairbanks a while back! By the way...for a regional chain, I say they're better than Burger King)
9. Diet Coke Break, 1993 (this ad features office workers watching a shirtless Lucky Vanous swigging a Diet Coke. No wonder why his first name is "Lucky"
8. Maidenform bras, 1956 (these were the first ever lingerie commercials, and even for 1956, they were pretty much erotic)
7. Jessica Simpson for Pizza Hut's Cheesy Bites Pizza, 2006 (Miss Piggy did her own version of the same ad, but I'd rather have Simpson pop those bites into my mouth than Piggy)
6. Doritos 3D, 1998 (premiering during the Super Bowl, it may have had future "Will & Grace" star Sean Hayes, but the real star was Ali Landry, who went from a ho-hum former Miss USA into an instant star overnight)
5. Cindy Crawford for Pepsi, 1992 (I bet the two boys still have the hard-on they got from Cindy while filming this. A remake was done a decade or so later, this time with a still-stunning Cindy and her two kids.)
4. RGX Bodyspray, 2007 (these are brand new, and are already catching on quickly. But it's not as hot as...)
3. Old Spice High Endurance, 2006 (This is the one with Taylor Cole dancing up a sweat. Boy, that made us sweat just watching her hawk deodorant!)
2. Victoria's Secret, 2001?-present (Just watching beautiful women sell and model lingerie at the same time for 30 seconds always give us nasty thoughts)
9. Diet Coke Break, 1993 (this ad features office workers watching a shirtless Lucky Vanous swigging a Diet Coke. No wonder why his first name is "Lucky"
8. Maidenform bras, 1956 (these were the first ever lingerie commercials, and even for 1956, they were pretty much erotic)
7. Jessica Simpson for Pizza Hut's Cheesy Bites Pizza, 2006 (Miss Piggy did her own version of the same ad, but I'd rather have Simpson pop those bites into my mouth than Piggy)
6. Doritos 3D, 1998 (premiering during the Super Bowl, it may have had future "Will & Grace" star Sean Hayes, but the real star was Ali Landry, who went from a ho-hum former Miss USA into an instant star overnight)
5. Cindy Crawford for Pepsi, 1992 (I bet the two boys still have the hard-on they got from Cindy while filming this. A remake was done a decade or so later, this time with a still-stunning Cindy and her two kids.)
4. RGX Bodyspray, 2007 (these are brand new, and are already catching on quickly. But it's not as hot as...)
3. Old Spice High Endurance, 2006 (This is the one with Taylor Cole dancing up a sweat. Boy, that made us sweat just watching her hawk deodorant!)
2. Victoria's Secret, 2001?-present (Just watching beautiful women sell and model lingerie at the same time for 30 seconds always give us nasty thoughts)
And the #1 sexiest television commercial of all-time is so hot, it has been shown only in overseas theaters. And with 360 million views, it has become the fourth most popular viral video ever. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
1. Kylie Minogue for Agent Provocateur (2002)
(And five years later, even after battling breast cancer, we still couldn't stand up after watching her!)
1. Kylie Minogue for Agent Provocateur (2002)
(And five years later, even after battling breast cancer, we still couldn't stand up after watching her!)
So there you have it: Ten reasons why sex has really sold for over 50 years, and for good reason. But I don't think anyone will ever top the Agent Provocateur ad...maybe Carmen Electra in a home-grown version.
With that said...have a great weekend!
With that said...have a great weekend!
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