Thursday, December 29, 2011

It's a tell-tale sign we're getting closer to the end of the year, so without further ado and for the 22nd time...
The Top 20 Things That Were Trending in 2011

20. The HP TouchPad becoming a colossal flop (still usable as a paperweight or a small serving tray)

19. Chris Paul joining the Los Angeles Clippers (yeah, like if they would have a chance!)


18. Weinergate (imagine if Andrew Weiner sent that out to Sarah Palin instead


17. Conrad Murray found guilty of dosing Michael Jackson to death (to paraphrase Nancy Grace, the King of Pop was dancing in heaven that night)


16. The Vancouver Riot kissing couple (a.k.a "From Here To Eternity 2")

15. Christina Aguilera fumbling the national anthem at Super Bowl XLV (the ghost of Leslie Nielsen lives!)


14. TIE:Maria Menounos' lower body wardrobe malfunction in Miami/Leaked cell phone nudes of Blake Lively and Scarlett Johansson (suddenly, sales of hand lotion and Kleenex began to skyrocket)


13.   Michele Bachmann (she's Sarah Palin without the glasses but with the wonky eyes of Nancy Pelosi)


12, in her 13th consecutive appearance on this list. Britney Spears (still continues to push the envelope...and in a good way)


11. The paternity suit against Justin Bieber (if that lady went ahead with it, this would've been the greatest episode of "Maury" ever!)


10. TIE: Tim Tebow (him bowing down at every game reeks "The Thinker", except that he has extra protection)/Ted Williams (it's amazing what a homeless guy with a golden voice can do)


9. TIE: Netflix (pissing off customers by boosting their fees since 2001)/George Clooney and Stacy Keibler (he has the looks of a casanova that could rival Brad Pitt; she has the fappable legs of a goddess that could rival Angelina Jolie


8. The downgrade of our credit rating from AAA to AA+ (guess the people at Standard and Poor's have went to one too many AA meetings)


7. Emma Stone (with "The Help" and next year "The Amazing Spider-Man", she's enjoying the career Lindsay Lohan once had but pissed away)


6. TIE: Charlie Sheen's and Ellen Barkin's erratic Twitter behaviors (give them some tiger blood 'cause they're winning, muthaf***ers!)/The X Factor (the anti-American Idol, now that Simon and Paula are together again)


5. Oprah Winfrey's and Regis Philbin's goodbyes (one of them had fans bawling uncontrollably...just like all of North Korea over Kim Jong Il's death)


4. Marc Anthony and Kris Humphries divorcing Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian respectively (apparently, both of them had enough of their asses)


3. Prince William and Kate Middleton (a marriage made in heaven...unlike the one that was made in hell (see Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries))


2. The Kardashians (America's favorite family...to paraphrase Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, for us to puke on!)


And the #1 thing that was trending in 2011 which will continue to be in 2012 come election time:


1. The Occupy (insert city) protests (who will be the 99 percent deciding whether or not the 1 percent President Obama deserves an additional four years in the White House. But you may never know)


 And that's it: The Allen Blog's 2011 Year in Review. From me to you, so long, stay strong, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Part 2: Pop Culture and Technology

Let's all raise our glasses for a great 2011 in the world of pop culture: Couples of British royalty and teen royalty becoming the center of attention, a song about the joys of the last day of the work week becoming the latest YouTube sensation, erratic behavior from someone who thinks he's "winning" while dousing on some tiger blood, the end of one box office saga while another is still clawing along, a new wave of tablet computers trying to out iPad the iPad with Steve Jobs gone, one family giving new meaning to the term "family values", and sexting scandals that would stump Siri to a tee.

"The King's Speech", which was the verbal answer to "Rain Man" dominated the 83rd Annual Academy Awards with four including Best Actor (Colin Firth) and Best Picture, while an expectant Natalie Portman claimed Best Actress ("Black Swan") and a few months later, a baby boy. The ratings with hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway (who would be the only one busy as a bee this year filling out the Catwoman suit for next year's "The Dark Knight Rises") weren't something worth talking about: A 10 percent drop from last year. Eddie Murphy was slated to front next year's show with Brett Ratner as producer, but Ratner's unflattering remarks would lead to them bolting; Brian Grazer would step in, followed by getting Billy Crystal on speed dial.

At the 53rd Primetime Emmy Awards, "Mad Men", "Modern Family", and "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" continued their streak, while "The Amazing Race" reclaimed their prize after loaning it to "Top Chef" last year. Melissa McCarthy beat out the likes of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for Best Actress-Comedy honor, and with "Bridesmaids" to go along with "Mike & Molly", she was one of this year's breakout stars.

Oprah Winfrey, Mary Hart (after 29 years at "Entertainment Tonight), Canadian news anchor Lloyd Robertson, and Regis Philbin all bid a fond farewell this year, though we'll be seeing them again in the forseeable future. "American Idol" with Scotty McCreery as this season's winner remained the top television show for the seventh year in a row thanks to some infusion from Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler, but they're going to face an epic ratings battle next year with "The X Factor" (the inaugural U.S. season just won by Melanie Amaro), and why? Former judges Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, the latter who briefly returned to TV earlier this year with "Live To Dance."

We also saw Pittsburgh Steeler Hines Ward and war veteran turned soap opera actor J.R. Martinez tango their way to the "Dancing With The Stars" mirror ball trophies, the end of both "All My Children" and Susan Lucci as Erica Kane, Christina Aguilera rebounding from her Star-Spangled screwup with a stint on "The Voice"; "Once Upon A Time", "Revenge", and "New Girl" among the new shows filling up our DVR drives; and the small screen returns of Claire Danes, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Rachel Bilson with "Homeland", "Ringer", and "Hart Of Dixie" respectively. Oh, and viewers didn't care about "The Playboy Club" (even if you live in a certain part of the country where you were not allowed to see it) or the new "Charlie's Angels."

But the big television story of 2011 was Charlie Sheen and the future of "Two And a Half Men." Apparently, his ego went straight to his brain as he bickered with the show's creator/producer Chuck Lorre, demanding a pay increase. From there, he verbally went psycho calling Chuck names, which didn't sit well with him. Sheen got the pink slip, while Charlie's next move? Twitter, where he reached 1 million followers on the first day. That would be followed by his "Torpedo of Truth" tour criss-crossing the country which got mixed reviews...except for the first night in Detroit, where most fans walked out on the show in utter disappointment and wanting a refund.

While all that was going on, producers scrambled to fill Charlie's shoes; I on this blog even suggested the unlikely name of former NBA player turned actor Rick Fox, given his history of ladies from Vanessa Williams to now Eliza Dushku. Well, they didn't listen to me, and the cattle call would end with Ashton Kutcher signing on the dotted line. When the new season hit, the new "Two And a Half Men" continued its dominance as TV's #1 comedy; but behind the scenes, Ashton's marriage to Demi Moore was about to falter. More on that (and other celebrity couples) later.

In the world of technology this year, new legions of tablet computers were in a bid to outdo the almighty iPad 2, which came out in the spring. One of them, HP's TouchPad, had potential as a serious competitor; but star power like Lea Michele, Russell Brand, and boxer Manny Pacquiao didn't convince us to buy one. After only two months of poor sales, the TouchPad would go in the way of the Edsel, New Coke, McDonald's Arch Deluxe, and the XFL. Other tablets by Blackberry, Motorola, Samsung, and Acer would use the same Android OS for smartphones and they are doing modestly well. And in November, just in time for the holidays, Amazon debuted the Kindle Fire, which costs half the price of the iPad except that it doesn't shoot video or take pictures like the iPad.

Speaking of smartphones...the Apple iPhone 4S, a slightly updated version of the world's #1 smartphone, would be introduced just a day before Steve Jobs' passing. The biggest new feature: Siri, which acts as a personal assistant. I know many of you had fun playing with that.

Despite "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2" ending the franchise with a new opening weekend record while "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" proved that franchise still has bite, the box office this year was anything but fun. The only other films that garnered a lot of buzz was "The Help" and George Clooney's double whammy of "The Ides Of March" and "The Descendants", but "Your Highness", "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark", and "Mars Needs Moms"? They did garner some buzz as well...on Netflix queues everywhere! Even Netflix themselves had a rocky year as they upped the monthly fees, which led to unsatisfied customers bolting to Redbox, their local libraries, and a resurging Blockbuster. An attempt to rename their mail DVD rental service as Qwikster crashed and burned.

Music's biggest chart-toppers this year were by Pink with "Raise Your Glass" (which also got the "Glee" treatment), Nicki Minaj who at one point gave a very eye-opening performance on "Good Morning America", Britney Spears becoming a "Femme Fatale" with her latest offering (and capping it all off with her engagement to Jason Trawick), Adele hitting blackjack with "21", Lady Gaga continuing to push the envelope even further, and new tunes from Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Rihanna as they've played the globe. We also saw Beyonce showing her baby bump to the world at the MTV Video Music Awards, pulling in both ratings and Twitter records...not to mention some unknown teenager named Rebecca Black paying homage to the end of the work/school week with "Friday."

No year would be complete without a bountiful of scandals. Among them: Leaked cell phone pictures of Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively having us reaching for the hand lotion and Kleenex, congressman Anthony Weiner showing his...well, you know; the acquittal of Casey Anthony while Amanda Knox experienced freedom once again after years of standing trial in Italy, a phone hacking scandal with Piers Morgan and Hugh Grant among the targets costing Rupert Murdoch the "News Of The World" paper, the iPhone/tablet game Words With Friends getting some unexpected publicity thanks to Alec Baldwin's refusal to pause the game while on an American Airlines flight (and thus being booted off), Conrad Murray guilty of ending Michael Jackson's life, Hank Williams Jr.'s comments about President Obama, House Speaker John Boehner, Hitler, and the Israeli Prime Minister in the same sentence costing him his "Monday Night Football" gig; and of course, Lindsay Lohan from another brief time in jail to her community service job at a morgue to her much ballyhooed "Playboy" spread just recently.

The other most-talked celebrity couple of 2011 besides Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? George Clooney and former WWE sexpot Stacy Keibler, as thanks to the praise he's been getting with the two films I already brought up, we could be seeing the two together (especially Stacy) next year at the Golden Globes and maybe...the Oscars!

And Kate and William wasn't the only big "I do" of the year, as Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth, Paul McCartney (in his third marriage) and Nancy Shevell, Brooke Burke and David Charvet, Prince Albert II and Charlene Wittstock, and LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were among those tying the knot along with them. And among those headed to divorce court: Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore, Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony, Arnold Schwarzenegger/Maria Shriver, Elizabeth Hurley/Arun Nayar (Liz would be engaged to Shane Warne), Olivia Wilde/Tao Ruspoli, and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. Meanwhile, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie celebrated their one-year anniversary saying that baby will make three, and Jessica Simpson's will be popping out next year as well after Eric Johnson popped the question to her. (UPDATE (12/30): After only one year, Russell Brand and Katy Perry are no more as Russell has filed for divorce)

So...who's my pick for Entertainer of the Year? How about Entertainers of the Year: The Kardashians!

Let's face the facts, folks: They were infectious all throughout 2011, keeping the tabloid publishers and gossip sites happy week after week. We had Rob on the aforementioned "Dancing With The Stars" as perhaps the good Kardashian, but Kim had such a year that was both memorable and forgettable: Memorable because she starred in what I called the sexiest Super Bowl commercial ever for Skechers, and forgettable because her marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries lasted longer than...well, the HP TouchPad! (UPDATE: As of publish time, we've just learned that Sinead O'Connor's marriage to Barry Herridge is over after only eighteen days)

What will the forecast be for 2012? With Billy Crystal back in the saddle as Oscars host, could George Clooney take the stage yet again? Madonna will be headlining the Super Bowl XLVI halftime show; will she also be wardrobe malfunction-proof like Fergie this year? And how will "Hunger Games" and "The Dark Knight Rises" fare, as they are two of the year's most-anticipated films? We'll answer these questions and so much more in the year ahead.


Next time...we wrap up the Year in Review with the Top 20 Things That Were Trending in 2011!

Monday, December 26, 2011


It was the year when scores of people worldwide were, as the Doobie Brothers song went, taking it to the streets.

The year when a devastating earthquake and tsunami nearly had the land of the Rising Sun into a meltdown.

The year when we had to look to more than just FreeCreditScore.com for our credit rating.

The year when moviegoers liked the last "Harry Potter" film, while those who saw "Mars Needs Moms" or "Cowboys & Aliens" were unfriended.

The year when the whole world raised their glasses to a royal couple who were wed on a day of the week which was musically immortalized by some unknown 16-year-old.  

The year when we said goodbye to a multi-wed actress who loved white diamonds and a genius who revolutionized the world by creating things...well, worth hackable to be seen by all.

The year when two hot ladies with big cabooses lost their husbands, while one guy with tiger blood in his brain lost his TV job, but claims to be winning in life.

And yes, it was the year when we finally took out the guy who took out thousands of lives on September 11.

That year was 2011.
Join The AllenBlog for a look back at 52 weeks in the making.

From an earthquake and tsumani that crippled eastern Japan, to the wedding of the century that was watched globally, from the permanant takedown of the man who committed a massive crime in our country ten years ago, to growing numbers of protests that turned public parks into makeshift campgrounds, 2011 was well occupied. 

We began the year in Brazil, where a series of floodings and mudslides claimed over 900 lives. But the year's biggest natural disaster would transpire a couple months later in Japan, where a 9.1 magnitude earthquake and tsunami killed around 15,800, resulting in tsunami warnings in over 50 countries including the United States. 

In Super Bowl XLV, Aaron Rodgers and his Green Bay Packers routed the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 to claim their fourth Vince Lombardi Trophy. A record 111 million viewers made it the most-watched television broadcast of all time (beating Super Bowl XLIV last year by five million)...well, despite Christina Aguilera's fumble of the national anthem. 

Other sports happenings throughout 2011 include: Auburn as college football's national champions, Connecticut and Texas A&M ruling the men's and women's college basketball courts, the Boston Bruins' first hoisting of the Stanley Cup since the Nixon administration, the Dallas Mavericks denying Lebron James and the rest of the Miami Heat the NBA title, the Texas Rangers' second straight attempt at a World Series title foiled this time to the St. Louis Cardinals, Japan beating the U.S. in the FIFA Women's World Cup, John Baker first to Nome in the Iditarod (and thus preventing Lance Mackey from joining the Five-Timers Club), Duke's Mike Krzykewski surpassing Bobby Knight to become the winningest coach in college basketball history, Derek Jeter becoming the real Mr. 3,000, and Dan Wheldon taking his second Indianapolis 500 checkered flag in a heartbreaker over rookie J.R. Hildebrand at the final turn...only to see his life being taken in a violent crash a few months later. 

But it was scandals and lockouts that headlined the sports section this year. First, the NBA lockout, as the preseason and all games through November 30 were cancelled with the All-Star Game about to be next. But in early December, a new collective bargaining agreement was ratified, and the rest of the season was saved. Another was at Penn State, as former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested on massive counts of child molestation spanning 15 years; as of publish time, a trial was already continuing. That would cost longtime coach Joe Paterno the job he's had after 60 years, erupting in a riot that was far worse than in Vancouver over their Stanley Cup loss to the Bruins, with a TV news van even toppled by the enraged crowd. 

In Arizona, a gunman opened fire on Arizona congresswoman Gabielle Giffords and 18 others in a Tucson shopping center with six of them dead and Giffords hanging on for dear life; her recovery is still progressing. 

30 years after his father Prince Charles wed the late Princess Diana, the entire world watched the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Dignitaries such as Elton John and David and Victoria Beckham were in attendance, but everybody else's eyes would be fixed on Kate sister Pippa, being called "Her Royal Hotness" as she -- and her butt, which a website is devoted to -- became the center of attention. But back here in the States on a far more serious note, the second deadliest tornado outbreak in history claimed 340 lives throughout the Southeast. 

Within a week in August, the East coast would have their share of natural disasters themselves. First, a 5.9 quake in -- in the rarest of places -- Virginia, which was felt as far away as New York City. And speaking of New York, they survived the brunt of Hurricane Irene, which ran up a $10 billion damage bill. 

The 2012 presidential campaign went into full swing this year, as the Republicans have one thing on their agenda: kick President Barack Obama out as our credit rating went from AAA to AA+ and unemployment rates nationwide continue to fluctuate. Herman Cain seemed to be leading the polls thanks to his 9-9-9 plan...but it became 69-69-69 as many ladies who Cain claimed to have sexually harassed over the years came forward, and Herman threw in the towel. 

But we were not the only country who had its share of financial problems. All over Europe, there was turmoil as riots and protests broke out throughout troubled Greece, Silvio Berlusconi's reign in Italy over, and France and Germany trying to soften the debt crisis with Britain not wanting any part of it. 

"Time" magazine named The Protester as 2011's Person of the Year, and for good reason: Protests of all kinds ranging from political to financial dominated this year's headlines, beginning in Tunisia as demostrations immediately brought their dictator down. What was called the Arab Spring would later spread to Egypt with the ousting of Hosini Mubarak (and putting many journalists, including CNN's Anderson Cooper and CBS' Lara Logan, in the crossfire), then Libya with a civil war ending with Moammar Gadahfi's sudden death after over 40 years of merciful power, and finally in Syria against the Assad regime. 

Meanwhile, what started as Occupy Wall Street in New York in mid-September have blossomed into various Occupy (insert city here) protests around the world, as those who call themselves "the 99 percent" wanted a share of the wealth the remaining 1 percent want. But as winter hit, the public parks that were transformed into makeshift camps would be dismantled by local police because most residents considered them eyesores. 

But without question, the biggest story of 2011 was ten years in the making. 

The mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Osama bin Laden, would be taken out by what is known as "Seal Team Six" in May after learning he was hunkered in a Pakistani compound. We didn't even know about it until President Obama took to the airwaves late Sunday night on May 1 and made the news official to the world with Bin Laden later buried at sea. For all of us, it was the final chapter of a long "America Fights Back" story that's been written since 9/11.

And we began to end the year with two high points: the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il, and the official end to military action in Iraq after eight years with U.S. troops out of there for good. Now where did George W. Bush stash that "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner? 


But as we've published this, it was a very black Christmas on Sunday as seven people were shot dead in a Fort Worth, Texas-area apartment just moments after opening their gifts.

There were some television farewells throught 2011 (which I'll have in the Year in Pop Culture), but there were a lot of natural farewells as well, including: Amy Winehouse, Elizabeth Taylor, Bubba Smith, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, boxing legend Joe Frazier, rappers Heavy D and Nate Dogg, the aforementioned Dan Wheldon, Harry Morgan, 1984 vice presidential candidate Geralidine Ferraro, Jane Russell, Warren Christopher, Sidney Lumet, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, former First Lady Betty Ford, Peter Falk, Cliff Robertson, James Arness, Charles Napier, Andy Rooney, golfer Seve Ballesteros, author Christopher Hitchens, fitness guru Jack LaLanne, and the visionary who changed our lives for the better...Steve Jobs. 

What will 2012 bring to the plate? It is an election year, and with Herman Cain now out, the remaining Republican candidates including Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich continue their vendetta against President Obama, who's doing everything in his power to earn four more years of tenancy in the White House. The Summer Olympics will emanate in London, with Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt picking up where they left off in Beijing. And the next time the U.S. goes on another space mission, with the shuttle program no more, they'll have to hitch a ride with the Russians. Of course, who knows what else will happen; the only way to find out is to wait till the clock strikes midnight on January 1. 

Next time...pop culture from entertainment to celebrities and gadgets to scandals as the 2011 Year In Review continues.

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Creative to the core

Hello everybody, as I'm sure you already know that the biggest story of the week was the death of a dreamer and an innovator.

At first it was going to be either Amanda Knox experiencing freedom again after four years of hell in Italy, or former Alaska governor Sarah Palin finally putting those rumors to bed saying she's not running for President after all, but they were overshadowed when Steve Jobs, the former Apple CEO who brought us the Macintosh and anything that starts with a lowercase "i" (iPod, iPhone, iPad) died Wednesday at only 56 after a long battle with pancreatic cancer. The news of his death has turned Apple Stores all around the world into makeshift memorials for him.

Now this comes just a day after his successor Tim Cook introduced not the iPhone 5 as speculated, but the iPhone 4S, which will include a new feature called Siri. Siri acts like a personal assistant; ask your iPhone what it'll do like give directions or look for nearby restaurants or set up a meeting on your calendar and it shall be received.

It was yet another idea brought to us by Jobs, who started Apple Computers at the garage of his house in California in the mid-'70s. That would be followed by the Apple II later on, and for tech heads everywhere, it was the must-have computer.

But it would be the flagship Macintosh that finally put Apple on the map for all times. The Ridley Scott-directed commercial aired only once during Super Bowl XVIII in 1984, and even though it didn't show the product, it would turn the big game into the ultimate advertising showcase we know of today.

Jobs' ego and drive to succeed pretty much caught up to him, and his own company gave him the pink slip the following year. Instead of heading to the unemployment line, Steve would later start up NeXT Computer and later the Pixar animation studio; the latter introducing us to the "Toy Story" franchise, "Cars", and "Finding Nemo" among others.

In the mid-'90s, Jobs was back at the company he began, picking up where he left off. But at the turn of the century came what would be his magnum opus: the iPod. 

Okay, prior to that, the Diamond Rio was the first portable mp3 player; but it became just a memory when the iPod family of products hit in 2001. With the introduction of the iTunes store a few years later, buying music on CDs (though vinyl and now cassette sales are slowly picking up again) would be so passe. 

Then in 2007, Apple decided to go into the mobile phone business with the iPhone, infusing the iPod into it. But Steve thought you can do something else than just listen to music and make or take calls on it, so the App Store was created; its success would lead into the iPod Touch, making it an all-in-one: media player, game player, and pocket computer. But the iPhone would apparently face stiff competition with new lines of Android phones to come.

And last year, Jobs eradicated the stink of the previous Newton (its only mainstream exposure was this scene in "Under Siege 2") by reinventing the tablet computer with the iPad; the iPad 2 with the same features of the iPhone and current iPod Touch would follow suit a few months ago, leaving rival tablets by Blackberry and even HP in the dust. And apparently enough...Jobs introduced that even on medical leave.

Failing health forced him to step down as Apple CEO in August, though his last public appearance was in June when he proposed a new headquarters of his company to the Cupertino, California city council. The last photo taken of him in late August showed a gaunt, frail Steve being helped into a car by his assistant near his Palo Alto home.

Even though we've never known the man personally, we have used his products at many points in our lives. Me? I remember when my first computer was an Apple IIe, though it wasn't at home, but at Mrs. Lowe's classroom at Barnette School in 1986. Its sole purpose at the time? Playing educational games, though I was a bit too old for the Oregon Trail or Carmen Sandiego. And yes, the monitor was of a creamed spinach color.

Then in 1991 when I entered middle school in South Dakota, I graduated to the IIgs, and even created a calendar from it. And with the Internet about to head into high gear a few years later, the computer lab at West Valley High School would be chock full of Macintosh Performas with something called Netscape in every one of them. I originally thought about getting one of those babies myself, but decided to settle for a PC instead.

But the only things Apple I've owned were the 5th Generation iPod (the one with video of course), the iPod Touch in 2009 (which became the main iPod after the previous one crapped out on me), and just recently thanks to my dividend money, the iPad 2. So yes, the spirit of Steve Jobs has lived in me for those 25 years.

And speaking of the iPad...it appears that more and more schools worldwide are dumping those bulky textbooks in favor of them. Pretty soon, carrying 30 lb. backpacks will go in the way of...well, the Newton (or the HP TouchPad).

To all of us, Steve Jobs was everything and then some. When it came to imagination, he was our Walt Disney or John Lennon. When it came to innovation, he was our Thomas Edison or Henry Ford. When it came to dreaming, he was our Martin Luther King Jr. or Jim Henson. And when it came to selling, he was our Ron Popeil. His motto was "Think Different", and thanks to him, we all did. 

Steve was creative to the core alright, and now Apple's core is nothing but hollow. And even in heaven, he'll always give us just "one more thing." So long and stay strong.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Another "Mad" and "Modern" night at the Emmys!

Hello, everybody. The first line in LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" was "Don't call it a comeback", but in the case of the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards on Sunday, it was "Don't call it an upset." But first...

Despite tough competition from the likes of "Boardwalk Empire" and "The Good Wife", "Mad Men" still held on strong to claim their fourth straight Best Drama prize, while "Modern Family" repeated their Best Comedy Series victory with Supporting Acting going to Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen (Jim Parsons also repeated Lead Comedy Actor for "The Big Bang Theory"). "The Good Wife's" Julianna Margulies collected her second Emmy, this time for Lead Actress in a Drama.

Meanwhile, "The Daily Show" is now 9-0 in Variety/Comedy/Music Series (Jimmy Fallon will get his due next time); and a year after loaning their Reality Competition Emmy to "Top Chef", "The Amazing Race" rightfully got it back. At the Creative Arts awards last week, Jeff Probst won once again for "Survivor" while Gwyneth Paltrow ("Glee") and Justin Timberlake ("Saturday Night Live") received Guest Comedy Acting honors.

Now to the upsets part: Kyle Chandler of the now-canceled "Friday Night Lights" beat out Jon Hamm, Michael C. Hall, and others for Lead Drama Actor; and Melissa McCarthy ("Mike and Molly") was crowned Lead Comedy Actress over Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and company.

Other winners include: "Mildred Pierce" (Kate Winslet and Guy Pearce), Barry Pepper ("The Kennedys"), Margo Martindale ("Justified"; and no, she's not related to Wink), Peter Dinklage ("Game of Thrones") and Martin Scorsese ("Boardwalk Empire's" only main award for Directing-Drama though it already got seven more last weekend).

Host and last year's Emmy winner Jane Lynch kicked off the Emmycast with a splendid opening number in which the entire TV world crammed an apartment building. Some notable highlights included Charlie Sheen making nice with his former "Two And a Half Men" colleagues saying,
"I want to take a moment to get something off my chest: From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season. We spent eight wonderful years together and I know you will continue to make great television."

And there were great fashion statements made on the red carpet as well, with Kate Winslet (Elie Saab), Lea Michele (Marchesa), Sofia Vergara (Vera Wang), and Nina Dobrev (Donna Karan) all in shades of red. We also saw "Mad Men's Christina Hendricks displaying her ample bosoms yet again in Johanna Johansson, Cat Deeley charming in Monique Lhullier, and Claire Danes in Oscar de la Renta blue (who also dressed Julie Bowen).



The tagline this year may be "Television gold", so who took my fashion gold? Julianna Margulies who was a very good wife herself in Giorgio Armani Prive. And poor Gwyneth Paltrow...she may have displayed her singing chops over the past year with "Glee" and "Country Strong", but her Emilio Pucci was off-key.


Now that television's biggest night is in the books for another year, we shift gears now to Alaska's biggest day on Tuesday. That's when the year-long guessing game as to how much this year's Permanent Fund Dividend will be worth.



Last year's payout was $1,281, and the forecast for the 2011 payout may call for another decrease as unemployment rates continue to rise with no jobs created at all during August. So, how much free money do I think we'll be getting this time around? I guess...$1,162.47.


Of course, the only person who knows the official number is Gov. Sean Parnell, and he'll give it to us Tuesday morning at 11:00 am Alaska Time (3:00 pm Eastern/Noon Pacific). Due to circumstances beyond my control, I won't be able to bring it to you on Twitter and Facebook the second it's been announced, but probably just moments after.


And last but not least: The fall TV season is already underway, and there are a lot of new shows whose buzz will have our DVRs primed. 

But there is already one of them that marked the return of one of our favorites...no, not Ashton Kutcher on the new "Two And a Half Men" or Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul on "The X Factor" -- I'm talking about Sarah Michelle Gellar in "Ringer", which premiered last Tuesday to stellar ratings for The CW and her name becoming a worldwide trending topic on Twitter. All of a sudden, it was like 1998 all over again!


Sarah's comeback to the spotlight after settling down to raise her daughter Charlotte and a few years of so-so success at the box office to me is a godsend. With MTV becoming RTV with "Jersey Shore" and "Teen Mom" and recent controversies surrounding "Toddlers and Tiaras" and "Real Housewives", Sarah Michelle is pretty much our antidote. And as a huge fan of the four-time (soon to be five-time) Sexiest Woman winner, I am glad she's back in the saddle again.


Oh, yeah...her competition will be "New Girl" starring Zooey Deschanel and a new season of "The Biggest Loser" with Alison Sweeney. Even though "Ringer" won't pull in about 15 million viewers unlike the other shows (it's The CW, go figure), Sarah's fans will prove a point that double vision can "ring" them in. So long and stay strong.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Hello everybody, as we're already into August and the dog days of summer.

We begin first up with the economy in turmoil yet again. It started when President Obama signed the twice-modified debt relief bill into law earlier this week, only to receive a very bad 50th birthday present from Wall Street on Thursday: The Dow Jones dropping 512 points, the worst in nearly three years. That was followed on Friday with the unemployment rate for July now at 9.1 percent, which is slightly up from last month; that's some good news.

Also on Friday, the bad news: Standard & Poor's had downgraded the government's credit rating from AAA to AA Plus for the first time ever. House Speaker John Boehner said this could be a wake up call to the Democrats, while S&P defended their decision saying they have lost their trust in Washington's ability to work together to address its debt.

So...will we get back that AAA rating? Probably not, and it will not be upgraded again for the foreseeable future. But downgrading from AAA to AA? That's as if your car had one too many!

One person who already hit the big 5-0 earlier this year is George Clooney, and after his recent split with Elisabetta Canalis, it wouldn't be long before he was back on the prowl. But when we learned who his current lady love is...I tell you, it generated more buzz than Shark Week or the new season of "Jersey Shore"!

So, who is it? Stacy Keibler!!!! For the last few weeks or so, the former WWE Diva and "Dancing With The Stars" alum has been spending some downtime in Europe...and so was George. According to published reports, Keibler has been staying in Clooney's Lake Como, Italy villa last month after a mutual friend introduced them to each other. That would be followed by this cryptic tweet from her saying that she's "in heaven."

Okay, now...I don't think he's ever seen her in action, but what does George really see in Stacy anyway? I know this won't hit Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez status anytime soon, but as someone who was once married and has since hit on the likes of Krista Allen, Lisa Snowdon, and Canalis, Keibler as the latest one came out of thin air. For Stacy, this appears to be an upgrade from when she once dated fellow wrestlers David Flair and the late Andrew "Test" Martin, considering the fact that she's been the object of many men's fantasies (particularly masturbatory) for over a decade.

But will the one-time "Sexiest Man Alive" and the woman with the "Legs of Mass Seduction" take things to the next level? I guess not. But one thing is for certain: Stacy Keibler's finally getting the press coverage she's so richly deserved...even if she's not Lindsay Lohan or Casey Anthony!

And last but not least: Months after Jerry Lewis announced that this year's Muscular Dystrophy Association Labor Day telethon will be his last came this: MDA has let go of him as their chairman after many decades and that last year's telethon was indeed his last.

Now this comes to no surprise to many, as the longtime Labor Day weekend tradition will now be a bite-size six hours on September 4, down from the usual 21 hours that lasted till Labor Day. Of course, the changing face of television with over 500 channels has finally caught up with MDA, whose telethons since 1966 have raised over $2 billion for the organization.

But once upon a time, MDA's was the Super Bowl of telethons. Growing up, there were a slew of them, including Easter Seals, United Cerebral Palsy, March of Dimes, and Children's Miracle Network. All of them happened on holiday weekends, which were an excuse to pre-empt regular programming for up to 20 hours. And in the late '80s and early '90s, Britain's ITV telethons lasted a few more hours than Jerry Lewis: 27 HOURS!!!!!!

Then there are local telethons that, unlike the national ones, didn't take up that much time (usually three to four hours in primetime). And of course there are those that were organized right on the fly, including after September 11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Haiti earthquake; all of them were created by George Clooney with our favorite celebs manning the phone bank and broadcast on various networks worldwide. The "Tsunami Aid" telethon in 2005, also by Clooney, was only on the NBC Universal family of networks.

And then, there are telethons that, for particular reasons, didn't work out. Case in point: The Democratic Party, who in the early 1970's were so in the red that they've decided to hold annual telethons to pay back mounting debts stemming from the 1968 election. No such footage from them happens to exist anywhere especially on YouTube, but from what I've read, the productions and final totals made us weep.

Their last chance came in 1983 with what was going to be a star-studded affair on NBC; but when the final timpani rolled after things didn't turn out as planned, only $2.75 million was raised. OUCH!

But could this year's MDA telethon be its last as well after 45 years? I'm afraid so, but MDA will still move forward, and you can still donate to them even without the telethon. Besides, most of today's generation don't know who longtime staples Tony Orlando, Norm Crosby, or Charo are anyways. And with Jerry Lewis now out, we're going to need someone fresh to help get hope for those "_______'s Kids." So long and stay strong.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Hello, everybody; and yes...it's been quite a while, so let's get right to it!

First up...on Friday came the shocking news that after seven years, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are done with each other. The couple said in a joint statement: "
We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time."

So...what happened? Throughout the first half of 2011, Lopez's star shone like never before with her latest album "LOVE?" as well as a judge on some show called "American Idol". In other words, she was non-stop. Anthony, on the other hand, pretty much stood back from his wife's spotlight.

But over the years, Jennifer's love life was nothing but a rollercoaster ride with three marriages (Ojani Noa, Cris Judd, and Anthony) and relationships that had the tabloids working overtime, especially with her and Ben Affleck. I said something at the start of my 2002 Year In Review that "Jenny from the Bronx and Benny from Beantown created bigger buzz than Brad Pitt and that other Jennifer (Aniston)", but after "Gigli" flopped hard in 2003, it was over for Bennifer I. Bennifer II came when Affleck met and later married Jennifer Garner (who had the hot "Alias" at the time); six years and two children later, they're still together.

There are millions of miles of highways criss-crossing the country, but right now, only one portion in a certain part is having commuters using Google Earth to look for alternate ways to get around.

Ten miles of the 405 freeway that is stretching between the San Fernando Valley and Westside Los Angeles is being closed
over the weekend due to a construction project involving the demolition of the Mulholland bridge in what is known as "Carmageddon". And all this week, the media was advising everyone to stay away from the 405 and opt for alternative routes in lieu of the freeway.

Meanwhile, JetBlue profited from Carmageddon by offering special commuter flights between Burbank and Long Beach for a mere $4; they were sold out in three hours. But if everything goes according to plan, Carmageddon will be over by Monday morning.

Now what if one of your area's expressways happened to be shut down due to matters like this? No biggie; we have our own ways to get around town. But being the freeway capital of the world, Los Angeles's traffic is clogged day in and day out like our arteries, and in the case of the 405, the time has come for some much-needed surgery.

And last but not least: "The Price Is Right" will kick off its 40th season this fall, and over those years, it has been a worldwide phenomenon with various foreign versions on and off the air in countless countries. But there is one that takes difference to a whole new level.

Lately, I've been watching episodes of the Philippines "Price Is Right" online, and its production and cheapness is somewhat atrocious it'll make Drew Carey regain his weight! First...the pricing game and the prizes. They always play these same ones over and over again: It's In The Bag, Secret X, and Hole In One, all for 120,000 Philippine Pesos which translates it's roughly over $2,700 U.S. (Punch-A-Bunch: up to P100,000, or $2,300) Sorry; no Lucky Seven, Any Number, etc., or even Plinko or Golden Road.

Second: The Showcase is the only time you see the big prizes being offered including a car, and the average price of that is around P1,200,000 to P1,500,000, which is $27,000 to $35,000. In comparison, our Showcases go up to $50,000 or more.

And thirdly, which is perhaps the biggie: THE HOST!! She's Kris Aquino, a very popular television personality and film actress whose father happens to be Philippine president Bengino Aquino III! That explains her job security.

As the self-described "Queen of All Media" (yeah, right; Oprah Winfrey owns that title!)/"Queen of Game Shows" (wrong; that belongs to Betty White!) as well as other ventures including her own magazine, a daytime talk show, and Filipino versions of "Deal or No Deal", "Pilipinas Got Talent" (where she's a judge; Howie Mandel better not shake her hand!), and "Wheel Of Fortune" as well as recently cutting her first album (good luck finding it on iTunes), Aquino has the popularity of Ryan Seacrest with the effervescence and loudness of Mila Kunis or "Jersey Shore's" Snooki. So in the case of the Filipino "Price is Right", she's Drew Carey or Bob Barker with the volume turned up to 100.

But I can give you this: They occasionally use some of the old music cues that we've already retired years ago. Maybe someday in one of their games, they should consider offering a trip to Los Angeles...where they could win some real prizes on our version! The Filipinos would sure "Come on down!" for that! So long and stay strong.

Sunday, May 01, 2011

BULLETIN:
Osama Bin Laden confirmed dead

It is the news we've been waiting for since the day that traumatized America forever: Osama Bin Laden, the man who was solely responsible for the September 11, 2001 attacks against our country, is dead according to sources late Sunday night. The U.S. is believed to have had possession of his body and President Barack Obama will have addressed the nation and the world on this.

For most of us whose lives were changed forever, this is without question the end of a chapter that was written the moment the Twin Towers in the World Trade Center almost a decade ago. And for many of us who've hunted him down for almost the last decade, all I have to say is: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! (ironically enough, President George W. Bush's infamous speech was eight years ago today). So long, stay strong, god bless America, and rot in hell, Osama Bin Laden!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Hello, everybody. We'll get to the royal wedding in a bit, but of course, there has been far more serious news here at home as tornadoes ripping through the South has claimed close to 250 lives stretching from Virginia to Mississippi. The latest one was Wednesday in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, destroying everything in its path; President Obama on Friday will be there to survey the damage and meet with Governor Robert Bentley. The death toll of 248 so far was the worst since 1974, when a tornado outbreak killed 315 people. We send out our condolences to those whose lives were lost these last few days to the tornadoes.

Now...it's all systems go as we're mere hours away from what is no doubt the biggest television event of the year. No, not the NFL Draft, but the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. And due to the time difference between London and the United States, some of us (especially here on the West Coast) will be pulling in an all-nighter to watch it live while others will fire up their DVRs/VCRs, hit to bed, and watch it first thing in the morning.

But no matter which way you view it, an estimated 2 billion more worldwide will do the same. Earlier this week, rehearsals for the procession took place overnight, and they went off without a hitch.

Westminster Abbey will be wedding central, and for Prince William, his memories will be coming back to flood him as nearly 14 years ago, Princess Diana's funeral took place there. So you know his mother's presence will be felt during the nuptials.

The only known dignitaries who will be in attendance are David and Victoria Beckham; Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper was also going to be there, but due to circumstances beyond his control (i.e., his political butt being on the line on Monday), he said thanks but no thanks.

No doubt, whether you see it in the middle of the night or later tomorrow in highlights mode, this will be another fairytale wedding coming true before our eyes in a matter of moments. Let's hope that in the case of William, his marriage to Kate Middleton will stay that way this time unlike his parents'. So long and stay strong.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Hello, everybody. We begin first up with the news that Geraldine Ferraro, who in 1984 made history as the first female U.S. vice presidential candidate, died Saturday morning at age 75 from blood cancer at a Boston hospital.

Ferraro ran alongside Walter Mondale in the 1984 presidential election against incumbents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush; in the end, Reagan won every state except Minnesota (Mondale's home state) though Ferraro would set the standard for women in politics to come. In 2008, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin attempted to pick up where Ferraro left off after John McCain picked her as his running mate, and on her Facebook page she paid tribute to Ferraro saying,
"She broke one huge barrier and then went on to break many more. May her example of hard work and dedication to America continue to inspire all women."

The death of a political icon like Geraldine Ferraro came just a few short days after we said goodbye to a screen icon: Elizabeth Taylor. The double Academy Award winner died on Tuesday at 79 after a series of health problems over the years including congestive heart failure.

Throughout her lifetime, Liz was known for a lot of things including her marital statuses. Her first husband to hotel mogul Conrad Hilton lasted only nine months in the early 1950's, followed by Michael Wilding (1952-57), Michael Todd, (1957-58 until a plane crash took his life), Eddie Fisher (1959-64, Taylor converted to Judiasm afterwards), and then the three that really made headlines: Richard Burton (1964-74, 1975-76; the two met while filming "Cleopatra"), U.S. Senator John Warner of Virginia (1976-82, she really was the first real housewife of D.C.), and finally, construction worker Larry Fortensky (1991-96, they met while at the Betty Ford Clinic and were married at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch).

Another was her humanitarian work. Along with her two Best Actress Oscars for "Butterfield 8" and "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" in the 1960's, Taylor received a special Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award in 1992 for her AIDS activism. Prior to that, she was co-founder of amFAR, the American Foundation of AIDS Research, which came around the time her longtime friend Rock Hudson succumbed to the disease.

And then, of course, was the acting. Liz came into our lives in 1944 with "National Velvet" at the young age of 12 and throughout the '40s and '50s, became one of MGM's hottest commodities. In 1956, she starred with Rock Hudson and James Dean in "Giant"; a portion of it was already in the can after Dean's death.

Seven years later came "Cleopatra" with Richard Burton. The film may have been a colossal flop with a $40 million bill (which was big money back in 1963) that almost destroyed 20th Century Fox, but Taylor and Burton would really heat things up for years to come after it wrapped.

Several more films would follow throughout the '70s (with her last being "The Flintstones" in 1994), but during the '80s, it would be television work including stints on "General Hospital" and "All My Children" and even the voice of Maggie Simpson on "The Simpsons." Liz wrapped up her overall resume with the 2001 TV movie "These Old Broads."

And long before celebrities hawked their own merchandise, Taylor got the ball rolling first. Her perfume line -- White Diamonds, Passion, and Black Pearls -- have raked in an estimated $200 million.

But even till the end, Liz like most of the world jumped on the social networking bandwagon. Her Twitter account had 343,605 followers at the time of her death, and on July 12 last year she tweeted what would be her last words to the public: "
Every breath you take today should be with someone else in mind. I love you."

Now that Elizabeth Taylor will be reunited with her longtime love Richard Burton and longtime friend Michael Jackson in heaven, her passing also marked the end of Hollywood's old golden age. The new golden age has already begun, and I'm thinking Anne Hathaway is already leading that charge. But of course, there was only one Elizabeth Taylor, and no one will come close to equaling or surpassing her. So long and stay strong.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


Hello, everybody. It took him 8 days, 18 hours, 46 minutes, and 39 seconds with an average speed of 5.33 miles per hour to bring Lance Mackey's four-year dominance to an end, but Kotzebue's John Baker in that record time was the first to cross the Burled Arch in Nome Tuesday morning to win the 2011 Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race; he's also the first Alaska Native musher since Gerald Riley in 1976 to do so. For his accomplishments, Baker receives a check for $50,400 plus the keys to a new Dodge Ram truck.

And Baker is not alone. Also breaking Martin Buser's 2002 record was runner-up Ramey Smyth; he arrived over an hour later followed by Hans Gatt in third place at 3:24 pm Alaska Time. And as of publish time, 2011 Yukon Quest champion Dallas Seavey just arrived at 5:27 pm.

Oh, yeah...what about ol' Lance? Right now, he's in White Mountain, and is expected to head to Front Street at the crack of dawn Wednesday morning. But right now, it's all about John Baker, the man who has done the impossible to finally claim victory in 39th annual running of The Last Great Race. So long and stay strong.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Hello, everybody. I'm sure most of you have already saw the devastation and aftermath of the horrific 8.9 earthquake that has engulfed Japan Friday afternoon. That would be followed by a 23-foot tsunami that put the entire Pacific including Alaska and British Columbia, Canada on alert, though waves were not as bad as expected.

The massive quake shook several cities and villages including Tokyo, which was hundreds of miles from the epicenter. In Sendai, 200 to 300 bodies were found by police; the estimated death toll throughout could exceed 1,000. This was the fifth biggest quake in world history; Japan's worst was an 8.3 in 1925 that claimed 143,000 lives, while 6,400 were perished in the 1995 Kobe quake that measured 7.2.

Japan is also home to the world's third largest economy, and it too was felt as auto plants, refineries, nuclear power plants, and electronic factories were shut while Tokyo's Narita Airport was closed and rail services nationwide were stopped. And even though they were far away from Japan, the tsunami forced Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner to evacuate Vancouver Island in Canada, where they were shooting "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn." Even Jimmy Kimmel had to cut his vacation in French Polynesia short when the quake hit, tweeting, "Suddenly, relaxing on an island in the South Pacific isn't so relaxing anymore. Good thing I brought my aqua stilts." Over in Hawaii, the tsunami no threat at all to production of CBS' "Hawaii Five-O."

Kimmel is among the handful of celebrities who took to Twitter to share their condolences after the tragedy; here are a few of them:

  • Taylor Swift: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers and love to those in Japan who are hurting."
  • Katy Perry: "My prayers go out to anyone that is being effected by the disaster in Japan...
  • My heart goes out to all those affected by the earthquake and subsequent tsunamis. Pls keep Japan in ur prayers. God bless and be with them."
  • Justin Bieber: "Japan is one of my favorite places on earth…it’s an incredible culture with amazing people. My prayers go out to them. We all need to help."
And you, can by the way, by going to redcross.org; or if you're not near a computer, text REDCROSS to 90999 (a $10 donation will be added to your mobile bill).

But even though it was too long for Twitter, I liked Natalie Portman's Facebook statement the best: "
I am completely stunned and shocked. I saw the pictures and videos of Japan, it's really terrible what happened, how the whole city destroyed the tsunami and earthquake. It hurts to know that there are many missing and dead. I can not believe what happened, our world is responding to what we do against them and I think over time it will be worse if we do not start to become aware of our actions."

You know, the Oscar winner has a point here: What was transpired in Japan hearkens me back to the last tsunami in Indonesia in 2004, or even worse, Hurricane Katrina several months later with Kanye West's remark (you know what he said) being the wake-up call. Over the last month or so we have seen Australia and later New Zealand being rocked by a flood and an earthquake respectively, and now with Japan, it has been shown proof positive that it's really not nice to fool around with Mother Nature. But...we've got Father Time to get us over this.

Now, on to some much lighter fare...the 2011 Iditarod, as we're near the homestretch and it's everybody's race as Hugh Neff and John Baker are right now preventing Lance Mackey from making it five in a row. On Friday, Neff reached Anvik and the Yukon River first, with $3,500 and a seven-course gourmet meal as his reward (I couldn't find any information on the meal; sorry). Over this past week we've some some constant lead changes by Martin Buser, Sebastian Schnuelle, and even Kelley Griffin, but the last 400 miles or so really makes the last great race.

As of publish time, Baker is in Eagle Island followed by Neff and Mackey, who's down to only nine dogs now. If Lance still wants to join the Five-Timers Club, he's going to need more than nine dogs to provide a lot of muscle; otherwise, it'll be Baker or Neff powering their way to Front Street in Nome in a few short days.

(UPDATE: John Baker left Eagle Island early Saturday morning followed by Sebastian Schnuelle and Hugh Neff; Lance Mackey has now crashed to 12th place)

This weekend, we'll be springing forward as Daylight Savings Time begins, but I wish the only thing that should be falling back is the hefty gas prices. Everywhere you look, the cost for unleaded gas is now upwards to $5.00 a gallon. Now that's a sharp contrast to the price of milk, which in now up to $4.00/gallon in some areas. $4.00 a gallon!!!

Okay, what gives? A few years ago on this blog, I went off on the fact of rural areas here in Alaska paying steep prices for food, including $7.00 for a gallon of milk while we in Fairbanks and Anchorage pay about $3.00. But now, it's already becoming the norm all over the country: food costs are increasing everywhere, especially dairy and meats.

Subway recently surpassed McDonald's for the most number of restaurants worldwide, though in terms of sales, McDonald's still dominates that. The reason? In these trying economic times, we Americans were sitting on the same boat for countless years, though the popularity of "The Biggest Loser" literally changed all that, which still makes Jack LaLanne proud up above. But I swear...if I see a $5.00 gallon of milk the next time I shop, it'll be off to what I call the "backup" milk (i.e., dry milk or the milk you can store in the pantry until opened) until I start buying fresh milk again.

And last but not least...Charlie Sheen may have gotten the pink slip from "Two And A Half Men", but he remains uncontainable. And now there's news that Charlie's taking his antics on the road with two shows in Detroit and Chicago in April (with more possibly to come), which comes as the actor filed a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Bros. and CBS for breach of contract.

Sheen has garnered over 2 million+ Twitter followers and growing in the span of two weeks (Lady Gaga still leads the overall count with 8.7 million), but the big question now is: Who is tapped to replace him? Well, "Parks and Recreation" has got Rob Lowe in a headlock, and John Stamos said "Hell no!" The latest Funny Or Die video has Jerry O'Connell auditioning for the role (though his "The Defenders" is on the bubble), and other names being thrown in the hat: Matt LeBlanc, Jeremy Piven, Matthew Perry, David Hasselhoff, and even Ted McGinley!

But you know what? When it comes to thinking outside the box, the one name that pops up in my mind: Rick Fox! Yeah, the former NBA player turned actor would be the definitive candidate to take Charlie Sheen's job on "Two And A Half Men"; he got a career boost following "Dancing With The Stars" last season. Of course, that would make girlfriend Eliza Dushku very happy as he's trying not to make the show "One And a Half Men And a Dribbler Who's Banging The Girl From 'Dollhouse'". So long and stay strong.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Hello, everybody. We've got a ton of stuff to get to including the 120 vying for the Sexiest Woman of 2011 title, so let's get to it.

First up...Charlie Sheen's latest adventures may have cost "Two And A Half Men" the remainder of the season, but that didn't prevent him from shutting up. Earlier this week he launched his Twitter page which got 1 million followers after the first day, and the keyword for him may be "winning."

But it would later turn out that he would be losing custody of his children to ex-wife Brooke Mueller as they were snatched from Charlie's home in the middle of the night after going on a media blitz to prove his insanity. And now we're learning that secret talks have been in place to get Sheen back to work on "Two And A Half Men" as soon as possible. Somwhere, John Stamos and Ted McGinley are pissed.

Don't expect Charlie Sheen's career to be included in the "In Memoriam" piece during next year's Academy Awards, but as far ratings for the 83rd Annual extravaganza were concerned? Well, they were down 10 percent from last year, as hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway got mixed reviews for their hosting duties. But I think it's the telecast's writers to blame for the ratings drop, though Hathaway was really enjoying herself while Franco sort of pretended to be ignoring the spotlight.

Franco was on a plane back to the East Coast after the show, while a few hours and a turnaround later, Hathaway and Best Actor winner Colin Firth appeared on Oprah Winfrey's after-Oscar show. But where was Natalie Portman? After a good night's sleep following the biggest night of her life, she and fiance Benjamin Millepied were spotted getting breakfast at an L.A. area restaurant.

Now a lot of fans were cheering and shedding tears of joy over Natalie's much-deserved Best Actress win, but potential 2012 presidential candidate and former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee wasn't one of them. In a radio interview with Michael Medved, Huckabee lashed out on Portman for glamorizing pregnancy, calling it "troubling." Hey, weren't Catherine Zeta-Jones and Rachel Weisz pregnant when they collected their Oscars years ago? If I was Natalie, I would fly to wherever he his and use that Oscar to pound him in the balls!

"The Social Network" picked up four awards including Adapted Screenplay, and last year, I brought up which Academy Award winners are on Twitter, from Kevin Spacey (still the most-followed with 1.8 million) to Tom Hanks (not far behind with 1.5 million) to the newest member of the Twitterverse, Marisa Tomei at a mere 1,000-plus followers.

(UPDATE (3/14): Just recently, Julia Roberts joined Twitter, though she hasn't tweeted yet. Maybe when it hits 100,000 followers, she will.)

But what about on Facebook? Well, Marisa has recently established a Facebook home on there as well, but Colin Firth's page has continually been getting congratulatory messages for his win though he has yet to post a "thank you" message.

Now unlike Twitter, celebrity Facebook pages don't have the "Verified Account" on there, simply because they change their wall photos occasionally. But when they get the chance, they do update their status. Most of them create an additional page themselves to keep away from "posers"; look at Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Justin Bieber, and Rihanna. You can see these and more on my Facebook, including Hilary Swank and Natalie Portman.

And speaking of Portman (once again)...I'm leaning toward the fact that even though she graduated from Harvard around the time Mark Zuckerberg started dreaming up Facebook, I am 95% certain that Natalie H. Portman (she doesn't have a middle name, by the way) is her official Facebook. The remaining five percent disagrees with me, and no, Natalie says she doesn't use Twitter.

(UPDATE (4/17): It turns out that Natalie H. Portman's Facebook was another of those "posers" and has been expunged; dunno about whether or not this is her Twitter. But at least she's keeping herself occupied until she gives birth later this year.)

Anyway...the roster for Season 12 of "Dancing With The Stars" has been released, and headlining that is Kirstie Alley. Also joining her: Talk show host Wendy Williams, boxer Sugar Ray Leonard, musician and former WWE wrestler Chris Jericho, reality star Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett, radio personality Mike Catherwood, "The Karate Kid" himself Ralph Macchio, singer Romeo, Disney star Chelsea Kane (keeping up with the synergy), model Petra Nemcova, and Pittsburgh Steeler Hines Ward. All in all, this is shaping up to be the season to watch as "Dancing With The Stars" resumes their mission on March 21 to finally bring "American Idol's" six-year reign as TV's #1 show to an end.

This past week, Apple CEO Steve Jobs got out from his sick bed to unveil the iPad 2, which will be out next week. The iPad 2 will be thinner and lighter than the iPad 1, but with a few more amenities: longer battery life, HD video recording (yeah, good luck taking that to concerts!), FaceTime, and a "Smart Cover."

Last year I originally considered getting me an iPad, but I had to spend the $600 for a new computer to replace the one that finally crapped out on me. The iPad 2 is something I won't pass up on this time around.

And last but certainly not least...it's the moment you've waited several paragraphs for! That's right, it's that time of year again when we start asking the question: Who is the sexiest woman of 2011???

This year like I've done in 2009, the field has increased from 90 to 120 all itching to take the coveted title. So enough BS; in no particular order, here they are starting with the Juniors (ages 16-25):



Group A
AnnaLynne McCord
Leighton Meester
Hilary Duff
Emmy Rossum
Lacey Schwimmer
Brittany Snow
Ashley Tisdale
Miranda Cosgrove
Brooklyn Decker
Lea Michele

Group B
Victoria Justice
Emma Stone
Julianne Hough
Dianna Agron
Ashley Greene
Jessica Stroup
Vanessa Hudgens
Taylor Swift
Kristin Cavallari
Hayden Panettiere

Group C
Audrina Patridge
Emma Watson
Jessica Lowndes
Miley Cyrus
Blake Lively
Kristen Stewart
Camilla Belle
Megan Fox
Amanda Seyfried
Joanna "JoJo" Levesque

Group D
Emma Roberts
Selena Gomez
Taylor Momsen
AnnaSophia Robb
Alyson Michalka
Kaley Cuoco
Amanda Bynes
Michelle Trachtenberg
Maria Sharapova
Rihanna

And now, the Seniors:

Group A
Halle Berry
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Alba (2000 and 2003 winner)
Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson
Denise Richards
Eva Longoria
Olivia Wilde
Christina Applegate
Gwyneth Paltrow

Group B
Natalie Portman (2002 runner-up)
Paula Abdul
Kylie Minogue
Stacy Keibler (2007 third-place finisher)
Sofia Vergara
Courteney Cox
Jennifer Lopez (2001 runner-up)
Shakira
Emily Blunt
Maria Menounos

Group C
Kristen Bell (2007 runner-up/2008 winner)
Jessica Biel
Kate Beckinsale
Mandy Moore
Nicole Kidman (2001 winner)
Sandra Bullock
Claire Danes
Christina Milian
Helen Mirren
Anna Paquin

Group D
Nicole Scherzinger
Heather Graham
Marisa Tomei
Carrie Underwood
Britney Spears (1999 winner/2001 third-place finisher)
Hilary Swank
Eva Mendes
Reese Witherspoon
Rachel Bilson
Heidi Klum

Finally, the Underdogs:

Group A
Karina Smirnoff
Jennifer Lawrence
Anna Kendrick
Kelly Brook
Kim Kardashian
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Erika Christensen
Jillian Michaels
Sarah Hyland
Jenny McCarthy

Group B
Olivia Munn
Anna Faris
Nancy O'Dell
Adriana Lima
Katy Perry
Cat Deeley
Alexa Vega
Minka Kelly
Alison Sweeney
Milla Jovovich

Group C
Malin Akerman
Melanie Brown
Miranda Kerr
Teresa Palmer
Brooke Burke
Sarah Shahi
Pauley Perrette
January Jones
Melissa Rycroft

Group D
Christina Hendricks
Michelle Rodriguez
Diane Kruger
LeAnn Rimes
Yvonne Stravhovski
Cheryl Cole
Chelsea Handler
Julianna Margulies
Erin Andrews
(NOTE: This field is not yet final and can change at any time)
Yeah, this is shaping up to quite a tournament like no other, and here's how things will go:

In the first half of Round 1, the field will decrease from 120 to 90 (30 Juniors, 30 Seniors, 30 Underdogs); in the second half, it'll be down to 60 (20 from each category). Then in Round 2 of course, we continue that process with 30 remaining.

But when we get to Round 3 after a summer break, the real battle begins when we remove the categories and last year's third-place finisher Cheryl Burke plus a surprise 31st entrant joins the party. 30 will become 20 for Round 4 with last year's runner-up Jennifer Aniston stepping in.

The top ten ladies after Round 4 (plus two more from the Second Chance Round) will go on to face last year's winner Kate Walsh in the final round for the title of Sexiest Woman of 2011; if everything goes according to plan, that will be around mid-November!!!

Rounds 1, 2, and the vote-offs (and I'm sure there'll be some) will be web votes only, while there will be both web and text votes in the remaining rounds plus Second Chance. And to make things a whole lot better, I'm increasing the web votes limit from one to FIVE, meaning you can max them all out for one person or split them for a few!

But by looking at the field, you can sure bet that Natalie Portman will be the heavy favorite; she lost to Sarah Michelle Gellar in 2002, by the way. Others to watch for are Miley Cyrus, Brooklyn Decker, Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Sofia Vergara. And at 65 going on 66...could Helen Mirren go all the way to become the oldest Sexiest Woman winner ever???

These questions and more will be answered when Round 1 of Sexiest Woman of 2011 gets underway on Monday, March 28! So long and stay strong!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Call it a figure of "Speech" at the Oscars!

Hello, everybody. "The King's Speech" was crowned the big winner at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards on Sunday with four Oscars including a guaranteed Best Actor for Colin Firth, Director (Tom Hooper), and Best Picture of 2010. Meanwhile, a pregnant Natalie Portman claimed Best Actress for her harrowing role as a ballerina in "Black Swan", one that earned almost every major award in the galaxy from a Golden Globe to a Screen Actors Guild to BAFTA to an Independent Spirit Award 24 hours prior to the big one. Christian Bale and Melissa Leo collected Supporting Acting honors for "The Fighter" (Leo accidently mouthed off during her speech), while me? After two straight years of clean sweeps, I only hit it on Firth, Portman, and Bale this time.

"Toy Story 3" picked up Animated Feature and Original Song (his second for Randy Newman); "The Social Network", Adapted Screenplay, Film Editing, and Original Score; "Inside Job", Documentary Feature; "Alice In Wonderland", Art Direction and Costume Design; and "Inception", Cinematography, Visual Effects, Sound Mixing, and Sound Editing.

Like I said before, the awards were broadcast live here in Alaska for the first time since 1996, and during those 3 hours and 15 minutes, everybody including myself were social networking throughout the show, especially how hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco handled things. As the youngest ever (Hathaway at 28 very young), I thought they did a more wonderful job than Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin last year as they kept their promise not to do what Ricky Gervais did at the Golden Globes: get a little salty.

The highlights for me: Hathaway's solo song-and dance number while Franco in drag as Marilyn Monroe couldn't hesitate to crack a Charlie Sheen joke (wish his and Lindsay Lohan's careers were included in the "In Memoriam" piece); "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse", "Toy Story 3", and "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" being given the auto-tune treatment; and the PS22 chorus from Staten Island closing out the show.

But before all of that, there were some highlights on the red carpet; though snow blanketed small parts of Southern California over the weekend, Halle Berry, Hailee Steinfeld (both in Marchesa), Jennifer Hudson (Versace), Hilary Swank (Gucci Premiere), and Penelope Cruz (L'Wren Scott) made us all melt.

So...who gets the best dressed prize? No doubt, it was Natalie Portman showing off her baby bump in Rodarte, followed by Hathaway's stunning arrival in red-hot Valentino. As for the booby (worst dressed) prize? They go to Helena Bonham Carter (Mark Bouwer), Florence Welch (Valentino), Annette Bening (Naheem Khan), and Russell Brand.

Anne Hathaway's presence at the Oscars, whether it was as presenter or nominee (for Best Actress two years ago) was always a treat, but hosting the show itself was a whole different animal. And with the help of James Franco, she didn't disappoint one single bit as to go along with her upcoming turn as Catwoman, this was truly the high point of her career that started on television with "Get Real" followed by "The Princess Diaries" before "The Devil Wears Prada" would eventually put her on the map. Of course, she doesn't mind showing a little skin here and there (see "Havoc", "Love And Other Drugs", and that very brief robe scene in "Get Smart"), but even fully clothed, this Oscar night with Hathaway as the scene stealer is totally one she'll never, ever forget.

But without question or debate, it was ultimately an unforgettable night for a woman who was born Natalie Hershlag in Israel, raised in New York City, and started her incredible journey in 1994 with "The Professional." And yes, she would quickly become just that, with "Beautiful Girls", "Mars Attacks!" (with fellow Best Actress nominee Annette Bening, who will finally get her due one day), "Star Wars Episodes 1-3", "Closer", a bald turn in "V For Vendetta", "Brothers", and just recently, "No Strings Attached" with Ashton Kutcher with "Thor" coming up next. Over those 17 years she has been a queen, a stripper, a president's daughter, an anarchist, and a ballerina, but the woman currently named Natalie Portman will now and forever be known as three simple words: ACADEMY AWARD WINNER!
And to go along with her baby on the way, you can better believe that 2011 is already becoming her watershed year.

They may have brought back that life-changing phrase "And the Oscar goes to..." after a one-year absence, but in case of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards and a film about a king trying to overcome a struggling verbal obstacle ruling the night, it was all about a figure of "Speech." So long and stay strong.

(RATINGS UPDATE (3/2): Ratings for Sunday's Oscarcast were down 10 percent from last year, though reviews were mixed as far as James Franco's and Anne Hathaway's hosting were concerned)